Thursday, 3 May 2012

GENERAL OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE MAY 2012

TOTAL VICTORY
Problems? Solutions!
Cloudy future? Vision!
Red-tape holding you back? We have the blue-sky scissors!

BESPOKE MUSICAL SOLUTIONS FOR THE SMALL-TO-MID SIZE VENUE IN YOUR TOWN

TOTAL VICTORY to all music fans - and you!

photo by Darren Riley


What does a TOTAL VICTORY guarantee you?
- Punctuality!
- Clean CRB-check!
- Minimal fuss!
- Book five performances, get the sixth free!

CREDENTIALS? YOU GOT IT!
- Wonderful debut LP THE PYRAMID OF PRIVILEGE (2011) on Evening Economies Records
- 4.5 out of 5 from Manchester Music
- LP2 in 2012 entitled NATIONAL SERVICE
- Clean driving licences AND solvent!

WORLDLY JOY REPLACED BY BODILY AND MENTAL ABJECTION? US TOO! JOIN US IN HITS SUCH AS 'WHAT THE BODY WANTS THE BODY GETS'!



AS HEARD ON STEVE LAMACQ @ BBC RADIO 6 (ONCE!) AND FRENCH STATION KFUEL
ONCE TWEETED ABOUT BY A SEMI-FAMOUS JOURNALIST
"NOT MY THING" - THE QUIETUS (personal email)

Personal crisis? Public absolution!
Feel the need to witness a physical public spectacle? Call!
Quote "BOLTON 1974" for low cost deals on our concrete-screening business.
EMAIL: totalvictory@theeveningeconomies.com

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